July 4, 2008
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9-1-1 calls
BELIEVE it or not ,
These are Nashville, TN's REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of
it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller:
My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
Comments (10)
The ham and cheese sandwich one had me rolling. That sounds like something I would do...(call 911 about the missing food, not steal the sandwich)
Hope you have a spectacular Saturday!
In HOng Kong, our emergency number is 999.
laugh out loud funny! THANKS!
Sandra
I like your personal favorite as well... Thanks for the laugh!
dan
@adventofreason - Yes you do!!
I had a friend who worked at 911 here in Tulsa. I got to listen in on one memorable call.
Dispatcher: Did somebody call 911 from this location and hang up?
Child: Yes, my sister did.
Dispatcher: Do you have an emergency?
Child: No.
Dispatcher: Can you tell me why your sister called 911?
Child: I threw a cricket at her. Are you going to arrest me?
Gotta love it.
@ME_ondisplay - You're welcome.
@Still_groovy - kinda liked the last one,too
I loved this. Thanks for a laugh this morning.
My personal favorite would have to be the same one! LOL!
Kathi
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