April 1, 2010

• Or What?

   

  A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn't
  had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to
  bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes
  into the doctors office and the doc asks her what's wrong,
  and why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband anymore.
  
  The wife tells him, "Money has been really tight for us lately,
  so I got a job downtown. For the past 6 months, every morning
  I take a cab to work. I don't have any money so the cab driver
  asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' so I take a
  'or what'. When I get to work I'm late so the boss asks me,
  'So are we going to write this down in the book or what?' so
  I take a 'or what'.
  
  Back home again I take the cab and again I don't have any
  money so the cab driver asks me again, 'So are you going to
  pay this time or what?' so again I take a 'or what'. So you
  see doc when I get home I'm all tired out, and I don't want
  it any more."
  
  The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and
  says, "So are we going to tell your husband about this or
  what?"

   

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