August 30, 2008

• EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

   

   

  There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

  1. He called everyone brother

  2. He liked Gospel

  3. He didn't get a fair trial

   

  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He went into His Father's business

  2. He lived at home until he was 33

  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

   

  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

  1. He talked with His hands

  2. He had wine with His meals

  3. He used a lot of olive oil

   

  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :

  1. He never cut His hair

  2. He walked around barefoot all the time

  3. He started a new religion

   

  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :

  1. He was at peace with nature

  2. He ate a lot of fish

  3. He talked about the Great Spirit

   

  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

  1. He never got married.

  2. He was always telling stories.

  3. He loved green pastures.

   

  But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

  1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

  3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

   

   

  Looks like a storm coming, hope I don't get struck by

  

   

  
  Hope everyone has a great Labor Day!

   

   

   

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