COME ONE, COME ALL!

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

VS

Everyone, and I do mean everyone, is cordially invited to Bud's house this Sunday to watch the opening kickoff of the University of Kentucky's 2008 NCAA Football season!!

Our adversary will be the hated and despised in-state rivals, the University of Louisville Cardinals!

The game will be played in the slum known as Louisville, inside the miserable confines of Papa John's Cowpasture.

This annual event will be shown on ESPN and the signal will be beamed to my old barn here in Russell, Ky to be watched in 1080i HDTV on my 50" Vizio Plasma with full Surround Sound Stereo for the viewing pleasure of my drunken cronies and myself!

If you plan on attending, please be advized, you MUST be wearing BLUE! RED clothing will be a non-admittable offense!

Pre-game knoshing and conviving begins at 1:00 pm with kickoff scheduled for 3:30.

Oh yeah, and you should bring-

chips

pizza

buffalo wings

and (NOT OR!)

BEER!

Lots and lots of BEER!!!!!!

And, believe it or don't

Ashley Judd is in town this weekend to do a series of plays at the Paramount Arts Center!

(Here's the link to the Paramount's site.)

She is Kentucky's biggest and most famous fan!

I'm calling her!!

Will you come if she will?

Hope to see ya!

Game outcome last year?

Can we do it again?

GO CATS!

The Series - U of L and Kentucky
Sunday's game at Papa John's Cardinal Stadium will be the 21st meeting between Louisville and Kentucky, and the 15th time the two will play for the Kroger's Governor's Cup. UK leads the all-time series, 11-9, but the Cardinals have won seven of the last nine meetings. Kentucky won last year's contest, 40-34, at Commonwealth Stadium with a 57-yard pass in the closing seconds. Louisville has won the last two meetings at home between the two teams and are 3-2 against the Wildcats all-time at Papa John's Cardinal Stadium.

I just put up 25 or 26 (lost count) future posts as an hourly, on the half-hour, countdown to the Kentucky-Louisville game tomorrow.

On ESPN at 3:30PM

Feel free to ignore them at your leisure.

Did I mention it's on ESPN?

Tomorrow?

26 hours 'til kickoff!

Kentucky vs Louisville

3:30 PM

8-31-2008

ESPN

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used a lot of olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

Looks like a storm coming, hope I don't get struck by

Hope everyone has a great Labor Day!

            Today I learned something!!               

 

WHO KNEW THIS???

I have been driving for nearly 50 years... I would think I should have noticed the little secret on my dashboard that was staring me in the face the whole time...I didn't...and I bet you didn't either...

Have you ever rented or borrowed a car and when arriving at the gas station wondered...mmm, which side is the gas filler cap?
My normal solution was to stick my head out the window, strain my neck and look, try to see in the side mirrors or even get out of the car!
Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the gas station or put your neck at risk of discomfort or injury.

If you look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of a gas pump?
The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the gas pump?
If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left? If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right (see photo). It is that simple!

Don't feel dumb, just go out and share the world's best kept auto secret with your friends. 

 

 

UK 40       U of L 34