Month: September 2010

  • The further you go up Paddle Creek.............

     

     

    We moved a lot when I was a kid. Seemed, as I remember, every year or so. We had moved 3 or 4 times by the time I started school in 1953, and I went to 1st grade in Raceland, 2nd in Ashland, and moved back to Raceland for the 3rd. Dad worked for the C&O Railway and was laid off more than he worked so I guess he was always looking for something more affordable on what little money he made.

    In the summer of '57 we moved to Paddle Creek, a little mile and a half long, lane and a half wide country road a little south of Catlettsburg off of US 23. He'd finally found a place he liked, and we lived there til after I graduated high school. It was out of the city and we could have some garden space and keep a little livestock.

    I used to joke with my kids and tell them, you'd better not mess with me, I grew up on Paddle Creek, and the further you go up Paddle Creek, the meaner they get. And I lived in the last three houses up there!

    This is the very end of the road.

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    The first little two bedroom house we moved into used to sit here, right at the base of that hillside. We had lived there for about nine months when the hill started slipping in behind it and was pushing it off the foundation. Tickled mom to death because dad had gotten a bargain (free?) on a 5 gallon bucket of chartreuse green paint and painted all the rooms with it. Kinda made you a little dizzy when you walked in the door!

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    That's my sister sitting on the porch of the doomed house and me in the side yard holding my first beagle pup, Spike. You can see the muddy hillside in the background.

     

    We were lucky and the second next to the last house on the creek had just became vacant so we got to move right in.

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    It was a lot nicer and bigger place, but it only had plumbing in the kitchen and heat was a pot bellied stove in the living room. Dad put in a bathroom in exchange for a couple of month's rent and we stayed there about two years.

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    Me and my buddies used to race tricycles we would 'borrow' down that hill and sleigh ride it in the winter.

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    Where this nice little garage sits, there used to be a barn, outhouse, chicken coop, pig pen, and rabbit pens. We kept all of them in use, even had a couple of steers. Dad had three gardens and we raised most every thing we needed. Went to the A&P in Ashland every now and then for coffee, tea, flour and sugar.

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    That's my brother John standing about half way up the bank on the left side of the garage picture. You can see his rabbit pens and part of the old barn in the background

    Must have been late '59 or early '60 that the Martins moved out of the third house from the last on the creek. It had one more bedroom, and already had indoor plumbing upstairs and down, so we moved in there.

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    We lived in this one til I graduated. I talked to the older lady that lives there and told her I grew up in this house and asked if I could take a few pics. We talked for a bit, she remembered Mrs. Farley, the lady that owned every house on both sides of the creek from the dairy barn on up.

    Her doggie liked me, but I can't say the same about her two grandsons. You can see one of them back by that pickup in the last pic.

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    My dad made these screens on the side porch so mom could can out here in late summers without heating up the house too much. They've been there for 50 years. Wow! They've held up well!

    Didn't realize til I looked at this pic on my puter that Spike is buried up on that bank by that tree where the flowers are growing. Kinda put a tear in my eye.

    While I was taking this pic, the guy by the pickup came over and stood behind me. Didn't say a word, just stood there with his arms hanging limp at his side and staring at me in a slack jawed kinda way. Creepy.

    Wanted to get a pic of the front of the house and this 2nd guy stepped out.

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    He hollers at me "whudda you takin' pitchers fer, mister?" I swear to God, I heard Dueling Banjos playing in the background somewhere and the hair on the back of my neck stood up!

    I told him I grew up in this house and wanted a few pics for my own memories, and he told me "we don need no pitchers taken here. You best be gittin on, now!"

    No problem, lil buddy!

    Would have liked to seen if my initials were still burned into the inside of the closet door in my old bedroom but with Red Neckerson and TooFast Fletcher hanging around, I might have had to shoot my way out!!!!!!

    Discretion be the better part of valor, Bud!

    Was thinking as I left tho, wonder what they might have growing in that big old windowless root cellar on the back of the house?

    Maybe there was more to that 'the further you go up Paddle Creek' line than I knew?

     

     

     

  • Thank Buddly, it's Friday!!!

     

     

    Seriously, it's Friday. Joe Friday!

    All we want are the facts, maam. Just the facts!

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    Ya just gotta love that face!

    Since it's almost beer-thirty, I'ma heading for home!

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    As my last official act at work today I'll leave you a funny and a few things to ponder.

     

    A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"

    He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

    The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."

    This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

    A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."


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    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

    The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

    I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

    What if there were no hypothetical questions?

    If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

    Is there another word for synonym?

    Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

    What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

    If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

    Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

    Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

    Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

    Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

    How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

    Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

    How is it possible to have a civil war?

    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

    If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

    Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

    Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

    Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


    Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

    If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

    Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
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    Have a great weekend everybody!

     

     

  • *EDIT* The new rich text weblog editor

     

     

    I hate it!

    Why can't we use the rich text-classic weblog editor any more?

    That's what I have selected in my weblog editor settings, but it's not showing up when I try to update.

    I've even tried selecting the text only version and the new rich text editor keeps showing up.

    Does anybody even like the new version?

     

    EDIT

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    I sent Marc from the Xangateam a message about being locked into using the new rich text weblog editor. Five minutes later I got this response.

    Me - Marc, could you tell me why some of us are locked into using the new rich text editor, even tho we hate it? I still have rich text classic selected in my settings but am directed to the new editor when I try to update. I've even selected plain text and keep getting the new one. Some people say they're still using classic and can switch back and forth with no problem but some of us can't. Some members have stopped updating completely out of frustration. I'm about there myself

    Marc - Is it working for you now? We've just rolled a fix that should let the older rich text editor work again... Sorry for the painful interim.

    ME - Don't know how you do it man! Yeah, I have the classic editor back. A lot of people were having this problem, did this fix solve theirs too? I can't thank you enough buddy, but thank you I do!

    Marc - Seriously, sorry for that interim where it wasn't available... Glad it's fixed! 

    Yup, it should fix the problem for others (though they might need to toggle their editor settings back and forth for the fix to kick in)

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    How about that! Mines fixed, I have the classic editor back! If you were having problems, check yours out now. Might have to re-select the classic editor and save your changes, but the problem should be gone.

    Thanks again Marc, seems I can always count on you to help!

     

     


     

  • Hungry? Check out Buddly's Big Beefy Baguette Sammich!!!!!!

     

     

    I came up with the idea for this bad boy a few years ago when Karen was working at Check into Cash. She took a couple of the leftover pieces to work with her the next day and the girls she worked with went nutz over them! Couldn't tell you how many of them I made while she worked there, mainly so she could take it to work the next day. The girls was makin' death threats if I let it slide for awhile!

     

    We start wth a nice fresh loaf of French bread, sliced in half lengthwise.

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    I use a fork and my fingers to remove about a half inch of the bread from both sides to make room for the 'good stuff''.

    Then I brush a little brown mustard on both halves.

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    I've got about a pound and a half of left over chuck roast, separated into small chunks and sliced across the grain. For the antipasto I use about a half cup of torn lettuce, one third cup each of sliced olives and hot banana pepper rings, and a quarter cup chopped onion.

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    Layer the sliced roast beef on the bottom of the baguette.

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    Sprinkle with a little sea salt and lots of coarsely ground black pepper.

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    Add three or four heaping tablespoons of good chunky blue cheese dressing to the salad mix.

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    Layer that on top of the seasoned beef.

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    Slice with a sharp knife, holding the loaf firmly.

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    This monster could easily feed four people, but there's only two of us, so I know what I'm having for lunch tomorrow! lol

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    All I need is a napkin and another beer and it's dinnertime!

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    Hope ya ain't jealous about our fine china. We tend to live a little large over here!

    Damn. Had almost forgotten how good these things are! Perfect for a quick, light dinner on a 95 degree summer evening.

    Try it. You'll like it, Mikey!