Open memo to all dispatchers

Dear Madams and Sirs,

To each and every one of you that calls me every morning, to tell me you need such and such trailer ready to load by 10 or 11AM, forcing me to stop what I am doing and get those trailers cleaned and prepped ahead of everything else I have to do around here, and then your drivers come and pick these trailers up at 4 or 5PM or the next day or the day after that, I present to you our new company motto.

If you continue to think with the part of your body that's sitting in your task chair instead of the part that is talking to me on the phone, our motto will be changed to two simple words.

And I think you know what they are.

Thank you for your attention.

 I hope.

Management @ CES