This really moved me. I think I will do my part and get rid of my two carry guns!

Any takers?

But, why stop there?

I don't really need any of these, either.

Or the rifles and shotguns, passed down to me by my father, that I keep beside my bed.

And that Luftwaffe dagger in the cabinet should probably go, too.

That could hurt somebody!

Yeah, right.

When they pry 'em outa my cold dead hands!

Maybe then.

Maybe.