I just put up 25 or 26 (lost count) future posts as an hourly, on the half-hour, countdown to the Kentucky-Louisville game tomorrow.

On ESPN at 3:30PM

Feel free to ignore them at your leisure.

Did I mention it's on ESPN?

Tomorrow?

26 hours 'til kickoff!

Kentucky vs Louisville

3:30 PM

8-31-2008

ESPN

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used a lot of olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

Looks like a storm coming, hope I don't get struck by

Hope everyone has a great Labor Day!

            Today I learned something!!               

 

WHO KNEW THIS???

I have been driving for nearly 50 years... I would think I should have noticed the little secret on my dashboard that was staring me in the face the whole time...I didn't...and I bet you didn't either...

Have you ever rented or borrowed a car and when arriving at the gas station wondered...mmm, which side is the gas filler cap?
My normal solution was to stick my head out the window, strain my neck and look, try to see in the side mirrors or even get out of the car!
Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the gas station or put your neck at risk of discomfort or injury.

If you look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of a gas pump?
The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the gas pump?
If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left? If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right (see photo). It is that simple!

Don't feel dumb, just go out and share the world's best kept auto secret with your friends. 

 

 

UK 40       U of L 34

Saw on the Yahoo mainpage this evening that an Italian priest is trying to organize an online beauty pageant for nuns.

I mentioned it to Karen and being the wiseacre I am, asked if she thought there would be a swimsuit competition.

Without looking at me or even batting an eye, she replied "Of course there will, but they'll be doing it out of habit"......................

ROFLMAO!!

"For no one"  beatles cover. The void - featuring neanderpaul(Paul Mays)

"the void"

Justin Maio- bass and keyboards

Tony Maio(dad)- drums

Paul Mays(neanderpaul)- vocals

Hey- everybody needs a hobby, right?

Actually, I'm pretty damn proud of the kid!

It's Hump Day, my friends!!

Everything is downhill from here!!

And

WOOHOO

ALANIS!!

ME LIKEE!!!

A doe with two fawns was crossing the parking lot today, so I grabbed my camera to get some wildlife pics. Didn't really notice at first, but when I zoomed in I saw that the doe has a badly broken right front leg and was just barely able to walk.

Looks like she's been hit by a car, maybe? A daily thing around here.

My first thought was to put the poor thing out of it's misery. but then, what about the two fawns?

They managed to get across the lot, and about a half hour later were grazing on the hillside right behind our building.

Never could get all three of them in the same shot.

So, what do you think? Should I do the humane thing, and take the doe out?

Or just let nature take it's course?

Any advice, Randy?

Or anybody?