April 8, 2011
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Free Shipping on Heroin? WTF?
I've received some pretty strange e-mails during my twelve years online, as I'm sure we all have.
But this one kinda takes things in a whole new direction!
We ain't talking Viagra and pain pills here, baby!
And, check it out, if you're serious they'll even hook you up with what every heroin addict needs.
Tomahawk Rockets!
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Free Shipping on Heroin
Thursday, April 7, 2011 9:21 AM From:"Blair Greer" <debbier16@gmail.com>Add sender to ContactsTo:bud194751@yahoo.comCc:bud1952@yahoo.com, bud19643523@yahoo.com, bud1952@yahoo.com, bud19643523@yahoo.comFREE HEROIN SHIPPING!
1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
Everebody welcome, but not US citizens, sorry.
ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Please contact: wlim@daedae.org
PHONE 0093(0)4765481
FAX 0093(0)4485291
Afghanistan
*********************And everyone is welcome, except US citizens.Sometimes it just sucks, being an American!
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Comments (36)
Well geez us Americans can't have any fun now can we!
let's just say it's Dad's RootBeer lol
hey, thanks for the heads up on my spelling
@buddly47 - haha! I think they'd ask me to leave!
@distractedbyzombies - You'd never come home, would ya? lol
@buddly47 - That's a good thing for some of us.
@the_rocking_of_socks - All I get are adds selling me more horse scooping paraphernalia, and dog food coupons.
It must pull traffic, or they wouldn't do it. Amazing.
Oh my goodness!! Yeah, I aint had that one before!!!
@the_rocking_of_socks - You should see some of the offers I get! I'll be glad to forward them to ya.
@ShadesOfAnnie - @WakeUpLaughing - Thanks! I've been offered a lot of things thru e-mails, but this is a new one on me!
@Babyboomerjill - I actually do keep beer in my cooler at work. I'm bad!
@distractedbyzombies - Well, sometimes it does suck. We can't vacation at the topless beaches in Cuba either!
@Roadkill_Spatula - Good eye, Tim! I didn't notice that!
@saintvi - Hahaha, that's true! Wonder what deal number three is? Hmmmmm.
@Still_groovy - Good advice, Kathi! I'll just keep on buying my illegal drugs and Tomahawk missles on the local front. Glad to see you back!
I never get fun things in my email.
Never trust a drug dealer who can't count to 3.
@Roadkill_Spatula - Alas, Bonsai Kitten is no more.
@distractedbyzombies - Where can I get cat-shaping forms?
And it's a nonprofit, too.
HAHAHAHAHA! Love your joke at the end.
I wonder if this is from the same company that offers human meat and cat-shaping forms.
once the fellow at work said,"we got beer in the coke machine now." I said really! and we went to look and it was root beer. lol
wow. I'm speechless.
Are you serious? That is one outrageous email!
Don't fall for it, Buddly! As soon as you order, you'll be arrested! It's a sting!
Kathi
@ShimmerBodyCream - @maniacsicko - Hahaha, it gave me a real WTF moment there!
@buddly47 - Yes. I was thinking along those lines. WTF!
@LoBornlytesThoughtPalace - So, you're thinking it might be a scam, eh?
@AlluringAddiction - @buddly47 - No I would not touch heroin :X seen too many strung out heroin chicks to want to go down that path.
And yes!!! Let's move to Canada and be lovers
@buddly47 - Hahaha, I wouldn't touch heroin anyways. Now, if they had a weed sale I'd consider it ;]
@AlluringAddiction - @blessedheartbeat - The e-mail links work. Not so sure I'd be comfortable giving them a credit card number, tho. lol
haaha....
@pinkmojomama - @bmojsilo - Yep, that's a new one on me! I thought I'd seen it all, too!
woo!
It's probably Mexico's President Felipe Calderon fishing for some victims to distract from his miserable failure in the Drug War.
@blessedheartbeat - I've been begging my boyfriend to make a run for Canada with me for years. He refuses. Wanna be my lover? ;]
that is weird
@AlluringAddiction - bahahaha let's move to Canada?
Buy 30 grams, get 5 free? No fucking way! *puts order in*
That's the weirdest spam I've ever seen...very weird.